Thoughts on Foods I Hate.
I'm in a blazer and pumps as I type this.
Cilantro. Dish soap can have cellulose. Who knew?
Radishes. If I wanted to eat frozen cardboard I'd do it.
Market Fish. Smells dead, tastes dead. Pass.
Lobster. You are bug meat soaked in salt water.
Parsley. How does it feel to be a trophy wife?
You taste like low self esteem.
Oysters. Just stop it. Stop it.
Liver. You filter garbage. You are what you eat.
Shrimp. You are a bottom feeder lined with your own fecal matter and everyone acts like that's okay.
It's not okay.
Olives. You can go straight to hell.