established support
The full moon above cast enough glow to stumble around in but I still needed to grab the flashlight I keep in the truck. As I made my way inside I could hear the confused bleats from Finn and the angry baas from the sheep. "Why weren't you here before it got dark, Lady?" they seemed to say. They had no idea where I was an hour ago. I let them bitch, they still got plenty of hay.
I have this flashlight attachment that came with my powertools and I love it. I use it all the time. However, tonight I discovered that you can't carry a five-gallon bucket of water in each hand and a powerful spotlight. I didn't want to be off balance and I didn't want to make two trips either. So I got a little randy and slid it into my shirt, perfectly balancing it within the confines of already established underwire support. Not exactly a class act, but a girls got to do what a girls got to do. I made my way around the pens and coop in perfectly light. Now, had you seen me waddling around the farm in the dark with two giant white buckets and a spotlight in my bra you would've died laughing. I giggled myself. But hell, it worked. I just hope those creepy owls weren't watching.
P.S. If you were a finalist or winner of Fiddler's Summer, can you please shoot me another email with your address? I have not forgotten you. I want to mail you your winnings. Life just got lifey and it took the backseat. I apologize.



19 Comments:
'A girls got to do what a girls got to do' ...with a little help from the "girls" too. That would've been something to chuckle about. Maybe one of those hiker's headlamps would work better - that's what I do. :>)
conny, noted.
I'd of love to seen you! funny....
Or one of those baseball-style caps with built in LED lights.
You have just graduated Farma Cum Laude from hick school! WOOT!
Gosh I forgot how dark it can be in the country till I read this post. We always have the street lights and the big night light that is mounted on our garage.
vickie
Oh what a vision you created, giggled out loud at your post tonight Jenna, just what I needed, thanks!
I'd say for certain you need a battery operated head light. I find the baseball leds too weak for my needs...
instead of leaving your porch light on all day, could you buy a sensor that comes on when it gets dark or maybe install a timer? or what about using an indoor timer for a lamp that you leave in a window indoors but close to where you park, which would help you navigate to the porch so you could find the door to throw on the porch light??
I use a head lamp too.
my youngest is the flashlight boy. For a while he never went anywhere without a flashlight or 3 on him. I call for him when needed and he is happy to shine his lights all over. He has a headlight one with a strap- these are a hit with the local Amish..and one that clips the the brim of hats, that is pretty cool. It is his Christmas Wish..more flashlights. While other kids negotiate a candy bar at the checkout, Bert is working the whole flashlight angle.. :o)
I miss that extra hour of light at the end of the day. I had to pick salad by flashlight after work last night - it works, but it is akward. I should get myself a headlamp, too!
Try a head lamp. We couldn't live without ours. Sled dog chores require two hands and light!
loved that expression "life got lifey"...that's right up there with the excuse "I flaked" but sounds a whole lot better, so I will be using life got lifey from now on!
I actually have an extra head light... I would be more than happy to send it to you. My boyfriend and I both hunt and while the thought of you running around trying to do farm chores like that makes me giggle, I guess I would rather you be able to concentrate on the two buckets you were carrying than potentially tripping and kicking one... :0)
The time change is a bizarre biannual event isn't it? I'm sure our furry, feathered, and scaled friends are often confused by our obsession with the clock and virtual indifference to the sun.
Christie, that is amazing! email me!
Take the free head lamp, by all means, but here are my two cents if you drop it in an outhouse or it meets any other untimely end:
My baseball LED is good only for walking one dog on a six foot leash on familiar turf!
Petzl headlamps with two options -- super strong, round lamp, and an LED next to it -- last forever, work in low temps, and it's so nice to have medium or strong light. Great for first aid moments, too.
About crows being good luck in a pair... your superstition is similar to a saying about crows which perhaps you may already know but thought I'd share in case not... there are several versions, but the one I know goes "One is for sorrow, two is for joy, three is for a girl, four is for a boy, five for silver, six for gold, seven for a secret never to be told"...
Yeah. The headlamp, while possibly the dorkiest item of apparel in the universe, is essential in the winter when it seems to be dark all the time and four hands are necessary for all chores.
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